We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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