Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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