Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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