"it" just moved
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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