yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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