Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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