Porn is love you can see.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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