We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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