I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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