I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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