her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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