last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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