I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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