i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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