She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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