I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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