I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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