sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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