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say what?
wanna hang out?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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