Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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