Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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