Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
one might say we're banned from that church
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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