She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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