i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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