Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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