I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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