There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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