She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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