She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
