Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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