Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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