Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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