So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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