did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Sorry about my life...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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