In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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