Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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