what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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