Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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