I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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