at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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