You work out of a Hotel?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Boobs speak an international language.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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