I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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