just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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