THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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