Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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