Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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