Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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