Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Randomize
