About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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