what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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