all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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