Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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