Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
pray to the hookup gods
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
