We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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