i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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